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Terry Yager
October 15th, 2006, 06:53 PM
My latest poem/rap:

The HandyMan

Hey there baby,
I got my JB, maybe,
I can git 'er done,
By the setting sun.

I can make it,
I can break it,
I can do my thang,
Even Red Green knows I'm the duct-tape king!

If it's broken, I can fix it.
If it's whole, I can nix it.

I'll put 'er all together
The best way that I've known.
If it falls apart again
Then you're on your own!

No follow-up,
No support pages.
I follow the same rules
Passed down through the ages.

As-is means that you will have to bear
Any worries or concerns or any other care.

I don't want it you can have it,
I don't wanna share.
Don't cry on my shoulder,
Cause I've been there!

If ya get it from me,
There's no guarantee.
If it blows up in your face,
Well dat's da breaks!

You can sue me, you can do me,
You can try and screw me!
But I'll turn right around,
And put you in the ground!

With some Duco Cement and a hot glue gun,
I can hold it all together till the day is done!

If it's metal,
I can weld it.
If it's plastic,
I can melt it!

And when all else fails,
The vice-grip prevails!


October 15th, 2006, 07:07 PM
Nooo, not vice-grips, duct tape!

Edit: Ooops, I see duct tape in der already.

I like the "if it's broke, I can fix it, if it's whole, I can nix it" part the best.

October 16th, 2006, 09:01 AM
Hey Terry,

You can add this (ripped off from James Taylor) to the end of your

Here is the main thing that I want to say,
I'm busy 24 hours a day.
I fix broken VC's, I know that I truly can.
Hey everybody, I am your handyman.
Comma, comma, comma, comma, com, com, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Comma, comma, comma, comma, com, com
They'll come running to me.


ps: Forgot to say that your poem is splendid as always!

October 16th, 2006, 04:53 PM
Terry the rapper.:D