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January 4th, 2007, 05:24 PM
Everyone has heard of a proverb or wise saying THEY ARE NOT PROVERBS ANYMORE.Here are my revised proverbs

1 Early to bed,early to rise makes healthy,wealthy,and wise.Early to bed,early to rise unless you have enough money to do otherwise

2 Don't think of a cup half empty but half full.Don't think of a cup thats half empty or half full but worry what's in it.(Mines full of crap)

3 Crime doesn't pay.Crime pays untill you get caught.

4 Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.Sticks and stones may break my bones but my shotgun will put your brains on the wall.

5 A penny saved is a penny earned.A penny saved may be a penny earned but a 100 dollar bill saved is a 100 dollar bill earned.

6 Haste makes waste.Slow down in a drive-by and maybe you'll save some shells.

Hope you enjoyed my revised proverbs.