March 7th, 2017, 04:38 PM
An engineer goes to Hell
On arrival, it's way too hot, so s/he finds a broken AC system and fixes it.
All the video feeds are snowy and few, so finds the degraded satellite system and fixes it.
God peeks in and finds everybody relaxed watching movies, so asks how is this possible?
Devil replies "well you sent us an engineer and they fixed us right up".
God responds "what a mistake, send them up here immediately".
Devil "we like having one, we'll keep what we have"
God "if you don't send them up now, we'll sue"
Devil "where are You going to find a lawyer?"
March 13th, 2017, 03:03 PM
March 13th, 2017, 09:22 PM