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    Default Wanted: Jr Data Scientist

    Lifted from Facebook .. .


    Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist


    • 15 years Python
    • 30 years SQL
    • 20 years AWL
    • 15 years Spark
    • Core contributor to assembly code base.
    • Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja,
      Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 preferred.
    • Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL, and all future flavors of SQL.
    • Project management experience.
    • Strong experience with Kelas,ToscaNova, Sklearn, XODuval, and
      preferably has written their own ML library from scratch.
    • Should have published at least 7 top level academic papers preferably
      focused around a Conventional Document Hack propagating Neural
      Network.
    • Open source contributor at least 5 projects.
    • Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more.
    • Managed a CICD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users.
    • Should have at least 1 PhD 5 is preferred.


    Yes,we have ping-pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the
    breakroom.Organic Kombucha on tap.

    The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch
    followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from
    the 20 most popular programming languages.
    Last edited by Agent Orange; September 7th, 2020 at 09:12 PM.
    Surely not everyone was Kung-fu fighting

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    Nothing cracks me up more than when the HR dept. writes “needs n years of m”, where m hasn’t even existed for n years.

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    You forgot to add that the starting salary for the suitably qualified candidate will be $45,000 PA, with an opportunity to increase to $59,500 PA over a 10 year time frame, provided the candidate is prepared to work 70 hour weeks. And a company car ( Ford Pinto) will be provided at times when the sales team are not using it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Holden View Post
    You forgot to add that the starting salary for the suitably qualified candidate will be $45,000 PA, with an opportunity to increase to $59,500 PA over a 10 year time frame, provided the candidate is prepared to work 70 hour weeks. And a company car ( Ford Pinto) will be provided at times when the sales team are not using it.
    Yes, those are nice perks.
    Surely not everyone was Kung-fu fighting

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    I know BASIC real well. Do you think I qualify? Man I can just see myself joy ridin in that Pinto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tipc View Post
    I know BASIC real well. Do you think I qualify? Man I can just see myself joy ridin in that Pinto.
    You've been drinking too much Organic Kombucha . . .
    Surely not everyone was Kung-fu fighting

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    Can you imagine the requirements for a Senior Data Scientist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tradde View Post
    Can you imagine the requirements for a Senior Data Scientist.
    Or in an outfit like that what qual's would need just to sweep the floors?
    Surely not everyone was Kung-fu fighting

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    Just guessing what is the experience of people who will be making interview.
    Is there a salary written nearby? Perhaps somebody offer for it at least 1 billion $ yearly

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    Quote Originally Posted by tipc View Post
    I know BASIC real well. Do you think I qualify? Man I can just see myself joy ridin in that Pinto.
    That reminds of some Offspring song lyrics, Pretty Fly for a white guy:

    He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
    But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice
    Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
    But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lily ass

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