Facebook for MS-DOS on 3.5'' and 5.25'' Diskettes

[IBMAT5170]

I have an idea for a TCP/IP Facebook for DOS. It would be entirely text based / text mode and also offer command line switches to update your status. It would also have the messenger client built in. It could possibly run in the background as a TSR in DOS and pop up when you get a message

 

[Xacalite]

Not a new idea, see here - http://www.vcfed.org/forum/showthread.php?59497-Facebook-for-DOS-1-0
My favourite comment:

If you want to just simulate the Faceberk experience, there was a nice little shareware program called Babble: http://vetusware.com/download/Babble! 2.0/?id=11924
Feed it a couple of text files of sample Facefook postings and it will generate random output that is just as intelligent.
All it is missing is a random cat picture generator.